ellendegeneres:

Ellen remembers some of the amazing kids we’ve had on the show. Truly amazing.

kishona:

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

they were real dinosaurs tbh

are you fucking kidding me

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

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Oh hey, a Buzzfeed article relevent to my interests!

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I

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why this

(x)

primartz:

WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN SEXY?!

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

forever upset that this was not in the movie

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Goddamn these books are gold mines

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

thispeepwithouttheglasses:

friendly reminder that these two exist

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And most of their conversations go like this

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And deadpool probably has a tumblr

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okay byE

(Source: cloversandchampagne)

nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

(Source: best-of-memes)

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready