Ellen remembers some of the amazing kids we’ve had on the show. Truly amazing.
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
they were real dinosaurs tbh
WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN SEXY?!
forever upset that this was not in the movie
Goddamn these books are gold mines
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
friendly reminder that these two exist
And most of their conversations go like this
And deadpool probably has a tumblr
Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”
So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”
She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’”
one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep
well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh
then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready